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"A little dirty talk."Doesn't matter when, doesn't matter what.
Even if it doesn't make sense, a whispered sentence that includes the words "throbbing," panties," and "broom closet" will make our week.
Then watch the fog of sleep -- along with other things -- suddenly lift.
"Naked is the best thing ever in bed, along with maybe pizza," says Bob Rybarczyk, 37, who lives in St. "The spontaneity of being woken up like that is what makes it exciting, assuming I could actually be coherent in the middle of the night." And who knows, your adventurousness might just inspire us to new heights of under-the-covers creativity in return.
"Acceptance of our inner dork." "I secretly crave a woman who will dust -- without complaint or editorial comment -- my extensive collection of action figures," says painter Dave Dorman, 48, who was voted the number one magazine.