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Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex, cause I'm stronger than you I hope you have a sewing machine, cause im gonna tear dat ass up Are you an architect? I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut! Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs? I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? The last woman I was with said, "Kiss me where it stinks." So, I drove her to New Jersey. (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild. Have this flower before I take yours Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you. In my last post, we covered the basics of dirty talk and they are well worth reviewing if you missed them.As promised, I’ve listed some specific dirty talk lines you can use to woo, taunt, tease or tantalize your sweetie without feeling embarrassed or tongue-tied.

The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Babe, are you an elevator? "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you." I heard your grades are bad.....

You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on! I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. I'd like to BUY you a drink..then get sexual Hey do you have an inhaler? I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there! Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.

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I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.