15 tiers of dating
That one glorious, soul searing night is etched in your mind forever. He must be running from you because his feelings for you scare him. A desire to throttle someone senseless does tend to frighten the average citizen. Stop hoping he’ll show up one night – stop spending hours at the bar you guys met at. Stop wondering what happened and accept it for what it is.
He was awesome and you were an "oops." You can delude yourself into thinking you’re using him but we all know the truth.
You can lie to yourself and say "But I don’t want a relationship." Bulls**t.
You know for a fact that if that assclown said the word, you’d be dating his unworthy rear end in a NY minute.
Your best friend is in the middle of her story about how sex-tastic her boyfriend is when your cell phone rings. He made you feel alive, on top of the world he – geez, now I want his number. Oh, yes, he woke up feelings that had remained dormant for so long.
Your souls fused, your minds became one and now, now, NOW – now he won’t take your calls.
is a trippy show that’s ostensibly aimed at children, but it’s also got a very loyal adult audience on Cartoon Network, and the news that it’ll have its final season in 2018 has saddened many.
They let go after a while, and then Finn and Jake walk away into the forest, saying goodbye to her.
Jake thinks Finn's date with Flame Princess went pretty well, but Finn does not know if the hug was okay and asks Jake for tips.
You can hope and pray that you’re the girl to change him but centuries have proven how effective that method is. He'll never buy you dinner unless you bring it and it comes in a paper bag with ketchup packets. You’ll never know what his house looks like in the daytime. If you're lucky, he'll let you spend the night but your ass had better be gone in the morning.
If a man calls you after 10pm to "hang out" or "watch a movie," he's getting laid and no, he doesn't care if it's good for you. It has to be - he's got someone coming over at noon. The reason you’re on the bottom is because women truly have no respect for you at all.
He shows you off to his mother, to his friends and everyone else he deems important. The phone rings and you have to announce to EVERYONE in earshot that it's your boyfriend calling. OK maybe he's not that old, but you certainly won't be carded on the honeymoon, should one ever happen.